guess who is coming by my house?
I just got a verification that an Esquire by the name of David Smith will be arriving on Wednesday to receive my money for registering my claim for 30,100,000. from the estate of Jurgen Krugger, a wealthy man that was so impressed at meeting me that he has left me a fortune, even though I have no recollection of ever meeting him. So, how should I greet Mr. Smith? I'm thinking of introducing him to baseball and lifting his wallet just before I toss him off the cliff behind the house. Of course, I'll be calling the police right afterwards so he can stand before the courts for his scamming. But unless someone comes up with a better plan, I'm gonna have me a little fun first.
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